Tag: britain
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The Daily Mail V’s Newport! Obnoxious Reporting At Its Best
Here We Go Again! Well, well, well. The Daily Mail has struck again, or as we call it in Wales, The Middle Class Panic Gazette. Middle England’s daily digest of outrage, and self righteous sneering. On 29th June in a feat of journalistic laziness so staggering it should be considered an Olympic sport, they decided…
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Heatwave My Arse! The Startling Truth, It’s Grey!
Not In Newport! Apparently, we’re in the middle of a heatwave, not that you’d have noticed here in Newport, where the sun is about as reliable as a politician’s promise (a bit like a Pembrokeshire promise but at least they do turn up…..eventually). The closest I’m likely to get to a tan is standing too…
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“You Can’t Do That Here Mate” – The Modern British Motto
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (called Britain), a person could spot a good idea, act upon it, make a few quid, and maybe even enjoy themselves without being hunted down by an army of clipboard-wielding jobsworths shouting, “You can’t do that here mate!” Not anymore. Now, it’s the modern British…