Tag: Funny blog
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My mother has stolen the butler!
She’s on the roof again What am I supposed to do now? My mother has stolen the butler. He’s gone for the whole week. Who will make my morning cuppa now that my butler is 15 miles away painting my mother’s house? Damn it! I thought she could at least paint her own house. After…
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Newspapers and Pop Ups: Frustratingly Annoying To All
Newspapers and Pop ups, aaargh! Imagine the scenario. I reach for my phone to find that it’s still only 5.51am. I’ve already lost an hours sleep thanks to delights of Daylight saving time and now I have to look forward to the joys of British Summer Time….. I think it was a Wednesday last year…….summer…
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The Latest Fashion Trend To Avoid: Dry Robe W*nkers!
The latest fashion trend to avoid, in my humble opinion, of course! My mother has adopted yet another Olympic sport as an octogenarian. At almost 83 she’s unstoppable! Sky diving, zip wiring, climbing, the list is endless. And now she has taken up cold water swimming. Yes! In the sea and in January! Anyway, last…