Tag: funny observations
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My mother has stolen the butler!
She’s on the roof again What am I supposed to do now? My mother has stolen the butler. He’s gone for the whole week. Who will make my morning cuppa now that my butler is 15 miles away painting my mother’s house? Damn it! I thought she could at least paint her own house. After…
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Newspapers and Pop Ups: Frustratingly Annoying To All
Newspapers and Pop ups, aaargh! Imagine the scenario. I reach for my phone to find that it’s still only 5.51am. I’ve already lost an hours sleep thanks to delights of Daylight saving time and now I have to look forward to the joys of British Summer Time….. I think it was a Wednesday last year…….summer…
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Wales Elects New Leader – My vote goes to Max
Wales elects new leader, the headlines ominously declare! News, that no doubt sent ripples of joy around Wales, is that Drippy Drakeford, poor dab, has uttered his final word, shuffled along and shot off the end of the stage. And not a minute too soon! You could be forgiven for thinking that I don’t like…
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Is Wales the ‘Temu’ of International Rugby?
In a World where you get what you pay for, is Wales the ‘Temu’ of International Rugby? That’s it. I’m done. Am I just an incorrigible fantasist? An incurable optimist? A hopeless romantic of immense magnitude? I’m sure I could come up with a mouthful of other platitudes. Actually I’m more of a middle aged…
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The Latest Fashion Trend To Avoid: Dry Robe W*nkers!
The latest fashion trend to avoid, in my humble opinion, of course! My mother has adopted yet another Olympic sport as an octogenarian. At almost 83 she’s unstoppable! Sky diving, zip wiring, climbing, the list is endless. And now she has taken up cold water swimming. Yes! In the sea and in January! Anyway, last…