Tag: The blog writer’s guide to reality
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Pam says, ‘It’s time to brush up your Mancunian accents’.
Pam says quite a lot actually, but will you appreciate her insights? Pam says ‘Watch out for the budget!’ Sir Keir Starmer has warned us all this week that we should prepare for a painful October where he is promising us a riveting event……well it is for those who enjoy colour coded spreadsheets and find…
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Aging disgracefully: Well, Is There Any Other Way?
Aging disgracefully, is that my plan, or is it just how things will pan out, I wonder? The ‘R’ Word Last week we were sitting in the garden. (It couldn’t have been this week since it hasn’t stopped raining for long enough to go outside let alone sit out there) Anyway, we were talking about…
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Taxi for Sunak : I’m Doing a Little Victory Dance!
Taxi For Sunak! I can’t hide my delight! Thank F*** For That! Alleluia! There is a God. Finally, they’re out! That lying bunch of corrupt, vicious, festering, greedy, immoral, depraved, licentious, putrid, vile, degenerate, unprincipled gits who put this country through the mincer and robbed it of everything that was good. Shock News: I’m Not…
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Something to get my teeth stuck into: The Election!
I need something to get my teeth stuck into! I seem to have been set adrift recently, without doubt I’ve been off course over the last few weeks. For the first time in many months I found myself without an opinion and nothing much to say. Well relatively speaking anyway. If you’d popped into Nail…
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Armageddon? No, It’s Just The Local Elections
At the time of writing Armageddon hadn’t quite arrived in the UK, but you could be forgiven for thinking it had. Last week we had horses covered in blood running amok on the streets of London, whilst Big Ben suddenly stopped at precisely 9am. Scary stuff. Was the world coming to an end? Had someone…
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Latest Observations: The SAS has arrived at the Stadium!
OK, you’ve asked for it, here are my latest observations! The dawn chorus has started. There are 85 million birds on my roof having a rave and the bloody cat is nowhere to be seen, again. Presumably she’ll turn up the moment I pour milk into my cereal. That’s what usually happens if I decide…
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Dating round two
Why am I doing this? Here it is, dating round two! As you are no doubt already aware from my previous rants, I have recently joined a dating site. This is nothing unusual these days, since meeting anyone in social situations is fraught with problems. Even striking up a conversation with another person appears to…
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I think I could be dead!
Am I going mad? Now you may not all agree with this, but I think I’m a relatively level headed pragmatic individual. Not prone to delusional episodes or paranoia. However, I think I could be dead. No, I’m being serious. I’ve just had to check that I can’t walk through walls and haven’t suddenly become…