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Warning signs of madness:

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1. Laughing at your own jokes…


2. Hairs on the palms of your hands…


3. Looking for the hairs on the palms of your hands even though you have a University degree and you know full well that this is downright impossible!

So, we’ve reached the point where this has become a full “tits on fire” emergency and I need urgent help before my brain explodes. Do we trust the NHS with this dubious task or just perform a do it yourself lobotomy on the kitchen table with a knife and fork?

The most frightening thing about all of this is that I haven’t had so much fun in decades! Who would ever have thought that a low grade academically devoid idiot like me could bang out blogs that people actually laugh at?

Conclusion? I must either have a brain tumour or some wandering spirit has taken over my body and is using me as a conduit for the free self-expression of politically incorrect views. Either way, most of these observational exercises tend to evolve into tirades that make me appear like I’ve lost my mind.

Anyhow, here’s my blog, click on an image and enjoy! Feel free to send me suggestions for topics…. I may read them…on the other hand I may be too busy building a Lego rocket to fly to the moon!

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